Stars Hover Around Landmark Birthdays

In a blatant attempt to piss us off, several stars have narrowly avoided landmark birthdays today. Leo DiCaprio, for instance, has decided to turn 29. Calista Flockhart turns 39. Demi Moore, taking a slightly different approach, turns 41.

Sorry, kids, you can't escape us that easily. Here's a look at these stars at previous landmark ages:

At 21, DiCaprio was starring in Baz Luhrmann's Romeo +Juliet and filming Titanic, the movie that would put him in the dreams of teenage girls everywhere (and one Blog of Ages author.)

At 30, Calista Flockhart — two years shy of landing the role of Ally McBeal — had bit parts in the movies Quiz Show and Naked in New York. Not yet at the skeletal thinness for which she later became know, the chunky extra weighed in at a whopping 78 pounds (unverified).

At 40, Demi Moore returned to the big screen after a 3-year absence in Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle, appeared on the small screen in Will & Grace, and started dating 25-year old Aston Kutcher. You go, girl! Rob that cradle! Rob it good!