Geri & Jerry Split

If there's one thing that makes Blog of Ages sad, it's people who have to spend their 30th birthday alone. Take, for instance, Jerry O'Connell, star of such films as Stand by Me and Joe's Apartment. With his 30th looming (February 17th '04), O'Connell has just been dumped by 31-year old former Spice Girl Geri Halliwell (pictured right, groping a wax replica of herself), according to the World Entertainment News Network. One of the reasons cited: O'Connell's "immaturity." Well gee, of course he's immature, Geri, he's only twenty-nine. Give the guy a couple months.

Jerry, Blog of Ages feels your pain. And we're here to help. First of all, know that you're not alone. 3 in 10 men are single in their early 30s (Source: Book of Ages 30, p. 65). But we'd like to make sure you're not one of them: Drop us a line, and we'll help you track down the perfect companion for your upcoming celebration. If we can't, we'll send you a copy of the book to fill the void.

"lets get real, as much as I like Jerry this dosen't fit. He and Geri just make no sense to me." [Yahoo Groups]
The Fat Slags Movie (They met on the set)
Fat Slags Comic [viz.co.uk]