A Banner Day for Landmark Birthdays

Savion Glover, tap dancer extraordinaire, Sesame Street alumni, and choreographer and star of Broadway's Bring in 'Da Noise, Bring in 'Da Funk, turns 30 today. Terry Farrell, diner-running Danson foil on TV's Becker and spotted alien on Star Trek: Deep Space Nice hits the big four-oh. And speaking of Star Trek, Voyager's own Chakotay, Robert Beltran, gains the half-century mark. Media mogul Ted Turner weighs in at 65 (see ThirtyMeter sidebar for additional details.) And talk show maven Larry King — who will provide the voice of The Ugly Stepsister in the upcoming Shrek 2 — has seven decades under his belt.

Now I'm exhausted from thinking up all those age euphemisms. I don't know how Entertainment Tonight does it every weekday.